Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The Ever-So-Dreaded V-Day

Oh, Valentine's Day. The one day of the year where you're either happier than a shit brick, or you're more emo than some lanky "poet" with a knife gouged in his wrist. Don't question my metaphor. I'm sick and running on a couple hours of sleep. Not much that I'm going to say will make sense.

In any case, Valentine's Day. The day of love. Or for those of us who have no lovers, Single's Awareness Day. It's the day where all breathing souls will post icky serenades to their blow up dolls...I mean... lovers, or they will post pity-me statuses about how no one loves them.

To be completely honest, to me Valentine's Day may just as well not exist. It's simply another day in my life. The day starts out with a loving text from my daddy. I reply. I get a loving message from my mother on facebook. I reply. I call my mother. She talks my ear off about what she needs to get done in the next month. I don't even get a chance to tell her that the springs in my bed are leaving lovely holes in my body (although she already knows this :| ) She then graces me with the words of wisdom that girls on facebook really need to grow up. Just because they don't have an "other," it doesn't mean that they don't have anyone in their lives that they love.

"They have friends. They have children. They have family." Those bitches need to get real.

"T_T I'm nowhere near my family. I have no children. I've barely talked to any of my friends in two days. And I'm single..." fml

It's not a big deal though. All throughout my childhood, I've only liked Valentine's Day for the candy. Pshhhh screw love. Half the people that are so "in love" are probably just fuck buddies anyway. That's my hypothesis when taking into account today's fuck loving society. But I digress, Valentine's Day and Halloween. If it's a holiday that gives me a good excuse to buy a shit ton of chocolate, then that's all I need. Sure, I'm celebrating love...my love for chocolate.

But seriously, the day's overrated anyway. I doubt anyone even knows WHY we have this day. For those of you in question, here's a brief observation by History.com: http://www.history.com/topics/valentines-day/videos#history-of-valentines-day   Now you can brag about how you know a lil somethin somethin about the day of love.
Growing up I was always taught that the day was in celebration of St. Valentine, but because I'm such a terrible Christian who can't remember her own name half the time, I couldn't even begin to remember which St. Valentine we were celebrating...

Hmm so yes the day of love. Really the only awesome thing about it, in my opinion, is the sweet discounts on candy the day after. mmmmmchocolate

Monday, February 13, 2012

About Me 30 Day Challenge

Again, I find myself bored while waiting for my break to end. So what do I do? I start a 30 day challenge! YUS :D

Day 1: Your Full Name

Jessica Ranae Stoltz

Day 2: Favorite Food

Stir fry

Day 3: Favorite TV Show

 Supernatural

Day 4: What do you want to do before you die?

I want to travel to Australia

Day 5: Favorite Place

My bedroom, it's so quiet!

Day 6: Favorite Drink

MT DEW LIVEWIRE *w*

Day 7: Favorite Movie

Get Smart

Day 8: What do you want to do when you grow up? 


I want to be a computer graphic artist!

Still Alive?

Has it really been over a month and a half since I last posted?! X3X ...and here I thought I would have spammed new posts over Christmas break...

In any case, I'm still alive! No need to worry XD A lot's actually happened since my last post so I don't have as much time to dedicate to this blog as I did last semester. Mostly I got myself a second job *w* finally! I'm working about 20 hours a week aside from classes and sleeping and being a lazy pile sooooo yeah, the time just flies!

I've been meaning to make this post for awhile, but didn't feel the ambition until just now XD Mostly because I have to go to work in a half an hour. Not enough time to play a video game, not enough time to dedicate to homework, I already did my usual rounds on the internet so I had nothing there, so here I am, making this post, reminding you that I am still kickin :3

Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll be posting kickass stuff again soon! Who knows, tomorrow's February 14, maybe I'll post some bitter-sweet thing about being single or something, or maybe just a Homestuk reading update, or maybe start a 30 day challenge...we'll see :D