Thursday, September 8, 2011

I Put the "OC" back in "OCD"

Hey, look at this! It's my first post! Woot!
Well, I figured a perfect way to start off my blog is to impart unto the beautiful and complicated story of how the name Omicas Castle came to be XD It obviously has no relation to my legitimate name (Jessica Stoltz) and once it was birthed, it was a name that I decided to utilize multiple times throughout my lifetime, especially since it's such a unique title that I don't have to worry about "this name has already been used" issues when creating accounts or blogs or stuff. It's pretty nice.
OMG get on with the story!
Okay, okay! I'm getting there T_T
First off, I want to point out, I'm a fairly huge gamer. Lessee, I own a Wii, PS2, Sega, PSP, Xbox 360, (hopefully a PS3 soon), 2 Gameboy Advances, and some other things...but anyway this story begins once upon a time when I was playing a game called Suikoden III (which, may I point out, is a fantabulous game. If you've never played it, go out and buy it, like, NOW, DO IT NOW, RIGHT NOW!...ehehe) but anyway...
Throughout the entire game, you jump between four different characters. One of them is a young man named Thomas. He's one of those "extremely kind-but super gullible and gets walked all over" kinda people. The government he's associated with decides that they're going to make him the main man or mayor or something important to a small village that's located virtually in the middle of nowhere. It's really a pitiful situation cuz when he gets there, he finds a total of maybe 30 (?) occupants in this tiny village and they all practically molest him since he's their new leader and Thomas is all like WTFWATISDISSHIT?! (oh yeah, btw, I will probably swear frequently throughout my posts, you have been warned!) Anywho, he decides that he's going to turn this village into a thriving, bustling town that the other people of the country would like to visit, buuuuuut before we can even THINK about improving the town, the local klutz of a policewoman (who sports heavy bodice armor accompanied by a short, checkered schoolgirl skirt and a spear three times her height) points out that If we're gonna be super kick ass and show these people how friggin BAMF we are, we first need a name for the castle that you inherited through shady negotiations. Great, I have to name a castle...what does a person name a castle?
Now is also a good time for me to point out that I watch a lot of anime and read a lot of manga AAAAND that the first anime that forever ruined the rest of my innocent life was Knight Hunters (Or by it's more amazing name "Weiss Kreuz"). This anime is also where my first "anime crush" stemmed. He was a fairly emo character named Omi Tsukiyomi (I may have butchered that name lol) ...you see where this is going?
After watching Weiss, I had made it a habit of using Omi's name in video games and the such so I decided Omi Castle! I will claim this land in the name of Omiland and I will dub this castle Omi Castle! Bwahaha!* But then my next problem arose...
*flashback many many years ago*
Ummmm.... soooo does it add "Castle" at the end of the name automatically...or do I have to put "Castle" in the name myself *ponders a few moments* I'll just go ahead and add it *It ended up only being able to fit Omicas* Omicas....I guess it's okay. No one would probably get that it's supposed to be a CASTLE tho... *Time passes and we jump to Thomas talking to his creepy stalker wom-- I mean, police woman.
WARNING: the following conversation has been taken WAAAAAAAY outta context)
Thomas: This is great, whateverthehellhernamewas, we've really taken our first real step to building this dinky little town into a great nation what will take over the rest of the continent and we will rule with an iron fist! 
Whateverthehellhernamewas: Ikr?! This is, like, totally awesome, man! With a little more work, the name "OMICAS CASTLE" will be striking fear in the hearts of peasants everywhere!
Me: T_T ....wait
My Sister: LMFAO
And that's how the name Omicas Castle came to be. I guess thinking about it now, it wasn't really THAT funny of a story, but at the time it made me do a dramatic face palm while accusing myself of being a moron (I take my gaming srsly, man O^O) Ehehe, yeah, so you should be learning pretty quickly about me: I'm a pretty special person XD

1 comment:

  1. After all this time I've known you... I find out what your name came from... ;D

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